Episode 1

Thomas Lennon

Bob the Builder / Principal (voice)

George Takei

Godzilla vs. Jason Narrator / Yakuza (voice)

Rachel Bloom

Ariel / Mother / Little Match Girl (voice)

Minae Noji

Masa / Nicki Mortgage / Daughter (voice)

Rob Paulsen

Jesus Christ / Dinosaur Train Singer / Little Match Girl's Father (voice)

Joe Hanna

Mr. Magoo / Grandpa(voice)

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Handy Manny / Producer #3 (voice)

Tom Sheppard

Chew Blast Gum Narrator / Bartender(voice)